(Being) Alive

I’m not a robot. I don’t like robots. robots are boring.

Are robots even funny like for real? I aint ever laughed at a robot. I don’t know how to prove I’m not a robot, I guess a I have feelings. robots don’t have feelings, I’ve felt sad, happy, mad, disappointed anyways I’m NOT A ROBOT.

Feeling sick

I get sick a lot well it feels like a lot but its not. that feeling when you wake up with clogged up nose and a soar throat is got to be top 10 worst feelings in the world. having your stomach feel so wheezy you cant even move or you feel like you’ll throw up or when you have a head ache and you cant think it hurts so bad. I don’t think a robot has ever even come close to feeling anything like being sick where in my case I have feeling, I know what all these feel like. that’s the difference between a pile of metal with a battery and humans. us humans know what everything feels like. and that’s cool I guess.

I also have a family, robots don’t have family’s they have no one there all losers. but I’ve actually seen some pretty cool robots. their is this one where its stuck in a box with like red paint or something it looks like blood tho and it spins in a circle scraping the paint back to the top. Its in a museum I think I want to go.

Okay anyway that’s all I got you can decide if I’m a roBOT.

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